And Elsewhere!

Dear Friends and Family, And so we reach one of the greatest national parks I have seen on this trip, and have seen ever, as a matter of fact. But first, a quick update: sorry for the delays! I’ve covered something like 3000 miles in just the last week of traveling and only just returned…

Dear friends and family, Back again! Alright, so the rest of the day that started with a literal house fire further devolved into a metaphorical dumpster fire. After getting out of Whitefish, I finally was able to enter Glacier National Park using the campground reservations I had booked waaaaaay back in March for this part…

Dear friends and family, I think I can say in confidence that the couple of days this post chronicles definitively ends Leg 2, if only because they sucked so much that I want to leave these days in Leg 2, and get a fresh start on Leg 3 without them. It’s not worth beating around…

Dear Friends and Family, Two blog updates in two days? Just look at what I can accomplish with a stable internet connection and a WordPress fix! So now we reach a part of the trip that’s not quite the end of Leg 2, and not quite the beginning of Leg 3; hence the title. This…

Dear Friends and Family, “BRRRWWOOOOOOOOMMMGGG” (That’s the sound of the ship’s horn). I am adding “boat” to the list of transportation modes I’ve enjoyed on this trip, rounding out the list already full of trains, planes, and an automobile (well, two automobiles, but I’ll get to that in another update). “BRRRWWOOOOOOOOMMMGGG!!!” After leaving Seattle, I…

Dear friends and family, I’m back on my bullshit on my blog and delivering some of those promised updates! So after splitting up with Chelsea in Enumclaw, my next stop was for that great technocracy by the bay, the city of Seattle. I have introduced many places into this rambling story across the continent, and…

Hi everyone, Apologies for the lack of updates, I’ve had extremely inconsistent cell reception and wifi ever leaving the Seattle area and haven’t been able to update the blog as much as I’d like. My posts are now about a month out-of-date with my travels, which mimics many a hiatus-hamstrung webcomic artist, whom I chastise…

Dear friend and family, WHAT UP DC IT’S YA BOI YUNG LEE COMIN’ AT YA LIVE WITH MY GANG, THREE LIVE CREW!!! WHATUP WHATUP WHATUP WE ALL UP IN THE CASCADES AND WE GETTIN’ ELEVATED!!!!!!! 📣📣📣 PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW (AIR HORN SOUNDS 🎺🎺🎺) By far and away, the best parts of this trip…

Dear friends and family, Leg two begins! Now I start my rambles up into the Pacific Northwest, starting from Sacramento, CA back on 11 June. “But why Sacramento?” I hear you ask, “why, Evan, why? Why meander to the sampy, inundated, golden state sloughs when you could ramble on up the coast?” Well, in short…

Dear friends and family, We come now to the final destination of what I consider to be “Leg 1” of my road trip across the country. When I was planning out my trip (and I had been planning this for close to 3 years), I broadly conceived of the journey as having four legs: And…