FOR RENT $2750/MO 1BD 0BTH HIP YOUNG AREA PRE-AMAZON PRICING!!!

SPACIOUS 3500 IN² 1 BEDROOM GARDEN-STYLE APARTMENT IN THE UP-AND-COMING MICHIGAN AVENUE NEIGHBORHOOD! QUICK ACCESS TO SHOPS, BARS, AND RESTAURANTS!

Finally! A home that millennials and zoomers alike can afford! Unit is a garden-style 1 bedroom apartment with a spacious open-concept floor plan (a studio can be a one-bedroom if you dream big enough!). Unit features a combined sitting/living/bedroom that also doubles as a walk-in closet! Kitchen is minimally furnished but Coleman-brand appliances are available for rent from Tightfisters Property Management© for $400/month with our new Own-Nothing™ rental furnishing program!

Unit is spacious and light-filled, with skylights in both the bedroom and living room! Dotted with loving historical features like high ceilings, entryway arches, and British racing green accents you won’t find in any old modern 5-over-1 building!

BEST OF ALL the walk-out veranda! Picture yourself sipping Maxwell House coffee (or whatever you miserable peons (loving forever-home seekers!) can afford after the first of the month) here every morning and meeting all your new, rapidly gentrifying neighbors!

Hodge and Podge here have lived in the neighborhood for nearly two years! Hodge is a software developer and Podge “works on the Hill” but you’re not really sure if that’s as an aide, a lobbyist, or a food trucker slinging mediocre cheesesteaks.

Units are going fast, and you’re likely to be outbid and fail to get a response from any of our office staff whatsoever, but don’t let that stop you from calling Tightfisters™ today!

*Note that unit is legally an accessory dwelling unit (ADU) and Amazon and Doordash will be absolutely baffled by any orders placed to this address. Meters are* shared between main dwelling and ADU with utility costs split 90/10 ADU/Main. 15-month lease required for best rate. 1-month security deposit, 1st months’ rent, 1st-born child, and true love’s 1st kiss due at signing.

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Happy Easter everyone! I was home in Michigan this week to celebrate both American Easter and my Mom’s birthday. It was a lovely and restful stay and I much enjoyed spending some quality time with my folks and my siblings:

With me, Spence, and Alexis all out of the house, Mom and Dad are toying with renting out our rooms. Hodge and Podge are an adorable couple and considered renting but they don’t meet the income requirements since they pay for everything with shelled corn. Another possible tenant is Mr. Squirellioni:

*Mr. Squirellioni is what my Mom calls him, he goes by Dave among friends.*

The problem is that Mr. Squirellioni appears to think the home is a B&B, not a boarding house:

All told, it was a really nice, restful weekend at home. I drive back to Alexandria Monday and will be making final preparations for the trip all this week. Hit me up if you want to hang out! This is probably the last week I’ll be around until I return in the fall!

It’s really close now, this trip; NOAA is finally reporting the weather for my planned departure dates, and the exact date will depend on when the weather is good enough to get out of town. The tentative launch dates are now the 17th or the 18th, down from the 15th due to some last-minute obligations. It honestly feels unreal. Many, many things are coming together all at once now, ready to combine and explode, until the keys are turned and the pedal hits the floor and I am hauling ass over the Bay Bridge! I can barely wait!

We’re almost there friends,

Hope you all have a good week,

Evan